Adele Givens Jokes
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Adele Givens: Worried About Flying
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This is my personal favorite:
'You can't control fate. When it's your time, you've got to go.' Yeah, well what if it's the bitch sitting next to me's time? I've got to leave because this heifer's number is up?
Adele Givens - Osama Time
Osama time is no time to fly.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 569
Adele Givens - Emergency Broadcast System
9/11 is what the emergency broadcast system guy had been preparing for all along.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,218
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Scott Kennedy - Best Job in the World
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 992
J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly
J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 165
Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet
Flying around the planet can mess you up.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450
Brian Regan - Flying
Flights are never delayed for good reasons.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 4,887
Rich Vos - Hotels
Rich fixes the coffee pot.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 02/14/08
Views: 1,912
Jay Mohr - Fight With an Englishman
Jay got punched in the Heathrow Airport.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), travel (310), violence (304)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,378
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