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Adam Sandler: Just Be Dead
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If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'
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Posted: 05/30/94

Adam Sandler - Girlfriends

Pretty girls intimidate Adam.

Tags: Adam Sandler (4), men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 40,833

Janine DiTullio - Devil Water

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Posted: 10/18/01
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Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)

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John Heffron - Dancing

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Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

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Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 10,633

Gerard Guillory - Telephone

Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.

Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (1155), imitations (847)

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Lester Barrie - Singles in the Audience

Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.

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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,570

Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women

Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1155), dating (786)

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Carol Siskind - Dating

Women perceive time differently than men.

Tags: Carol Siskind (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,629

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Never just hit on one girl.

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