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Bar mitzvah was a good day in my life -- made more money that day than I think I'll ever make again.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Adam Sandler - Bar Mitzvah

Adam is wearing the same suit he wore for his bar mitzvah.

Tags: Adam Sandler (4), family (582), money (471)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 7,318

George Willborn - Growing Up

George Willborn grew up poor and happy.

Tags: George Willborn (1), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 2,594

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Jimmy Dore went to Catholic school for 12 years.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), money (471), growing up (423)

Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 12,283

Jimmy Dore - Catholic School

Catholic school teachers were willing to take a cut in pay so they could hit kids.

Tags: Jimmy Dore (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)

Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 1,653

The Dueling Bankheads - Stealing Christmas

Salvation soldiers with ear-splitting cries -- we'll dress up a drunk in a Santa disguise.

Tags: The Dueling Bankheads (1), Premium Blend (749), money (471)

Posted: 11/28/97
Views: 1,350

Earthquake - Expensive Church

You might be better off holding onto your money until you bump into God.

Tags: Earthquake (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)

Posted: 03/06/03
Views: 6,211

Rich Vos - Affection and Attention

Rich Vos comes from a broken home.

Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 391

RodMan - Church Offering

RodMan waited for change from his church offering.

Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)

Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 3,462

Frank Caliendo - Utah

People in Utah don't curse.

Tags: Frank Caliendo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 5,479

Daniel Tosh - Adopted Granddaughter

Knowing he'll be a bad father, Daniel decides to be a grandfather.

Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)

Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 7,702

 
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