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Adam Ferrara: Relationships and A.A.
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
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Posted: 12/31/00

Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

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When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.

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