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That's the perfect microcosm for men and women: it takes a million sperm to find one egg 'cause they're all males and not one of them is gonna pull over and ask directions.
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Posted: 05/29/02

Adam Ferrara - The Hunt

Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.

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Posted: 12/31/00
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Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

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Posted: 12/31/00
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Adam Ferrara - Welcome to Puberty

Puberty turned Adam Ferrara into a zoo monkey.

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Posted: 05/29/02
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Adam Ferrara - Honesty

Male honesty is only acceptable to other males.

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Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,021

Adam Ferrara - Having Kids

A pregnant man would be the laziest creature on this planet.

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Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,526

Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty

Women won't tolerate male honesty.

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Posted: 05/17/93
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Adam Ferrara - Female Misconception

Men chase women until women catch them.

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Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,458

Adam Ferrara - God

Hopefully, God doesn't write stuff down.

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Posted: 12/12/97
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Adam Ferrara - History of Marriage

Marriage was invented by a woman.

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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 12,121

Corey Holcomb - Kelley's Blue Book for Women

Corey rates a 31-year-old with a bad attitude.

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Posted: 07/21/05
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