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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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Posted: 12/31/00

Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In

When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,258

Adam Ferrara - A Sleeping Man

There's something about a sleeping man that drives women nuts.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 3,833

Adam Ferrara - Mrs. Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)

Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 7,179

Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego

Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,776

Adam Ferrara - Men Are Wrong

Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,487

Adam Ferrara - Male Honesty

Women won't tolerate male honesty.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,296

Adam Ferrara - What a Woman Wants

Women's magazines are a bucket of lies.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), men/women (987), imitations (770)

Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 3,516

Adam Ferrara - Communication Skills

Adam learned how to communicate from his father.

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Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 39,918

Adam Ferrara - Female Misconception

Men chase women until women catch them.

Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), sex (1269), men/women (987)

Posted: 05/29/02
Views: 1,404

Adam Ferrara - God

Hopefully, God doesn't write stuff down.

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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 1,432

 
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