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When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
There's something about a sleeping man that drives women nuts.
Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.
Women won't tolerate male honesty.
Women's magazines are a bucket of lies.
Adam learned how to communicate from his father.
Men chase women until women catch them.
Hopefully, God doesn't write stuff down.
