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Adam Ferrara: Fondest Childhood Memory
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My fondest childhood memory is I made out with my babysitter, Cathy. She stops in the middle of everything: 'We have to stop this. I feel like such a whore.' 'Why? I'm not paying you -- my parents are! Come here!'
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Posted: 12/31/00

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