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If a girl breaks up
with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.'
Adam Sandler - Girlfriends
Pretty girls intimidate Adam.
Tags: Adam Sandler (4), men/women (1029), dating (692)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 27,955
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
Tags: Janine DiTullio (2), sex (1059), men/women (1029)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,211
Carol Siskind - Dating
Women perceive time differently than men.
Tags: Carol Siskind (5), sex (1059), men/women (1029)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,000
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), men/women (1029), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 3,376
John Heffron - Dancing
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,588
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1029), dating (692)
Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 9,628
Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (2026), sex (1059)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 7,687
Gerard Guillory - Telephone
Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (1029), imitations (848)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 5,115
Bret Ernst - Just Like a Guy
Cool chicks only go out in pairs because they don't like to hang out with other girls.
Tags: Bret Ernst (12), Comedy Central Presents (2026), men/women (1029)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 5,153
Lester Barrie - Singles in the Audience
Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.
Tags: Lester Barrie (3), men/women (1029), dating (692)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 789
