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Bill Engvall: What A Group of Middle Aged Men Look Like
So we go to this club and from the git-go, we were so out of our element. I mean we were walking up to the front door of the club and we're all reaching for our wallets and the doorman goes: 'Please...'. We looked like we were filming a...
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posted 11/22/09 by Bill Engvall
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Two hicks brought home a puzzle one day, and sat down to solve it. A week later, they finished the puzzle.

"Well, that didn't take so durn long," said one of them.

"Naw, it didn't. 'Specially considering it says 3-5 years on the box."

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What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.
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What does a redneck say before he gets injured? “Watch this!”
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Q: What is a double-wide salad?

A: It's for people who can't afford a house salad.

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How did the redneck die drinking milk?

The cow sat on him!

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What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent piece?

He married her.
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Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?

A: Because everytime the photographer yells “Cheese!” they all line up!'
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You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out pickup, with a chrome balespike.
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A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.
"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama'...
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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky!
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