A man was walking down the street when he came upon a brothel. He noticed a couple having sex on the lawn. He saw another couple behind a tree and two more behind some bushes.
He walked up to the brothel, knocked on the door and asked what in the world was going on with all the sex on the lawn.
"Oh, that," said the madam. "We're having a yard sale."
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