-- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
-- I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
-- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
-- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
-- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level, I'm really quite busy.
-- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-- I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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