A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor."
The husband replies, "That's not possible."
"Well," says the wife, "I'm telling you that's the problem."
The husband gets up and sighs, "OK, fine. Where'd you park it?"
The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool."
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