A man sits next to a very attractive woman on an airplane. He asks her what kind of men she is interested in. Her top three choices are American Indian men, Jewish men and Southern men. The woman asks the man what his name is.
He smiles, "Well, my name's Geronimo Bernstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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