Santa's lap

Do you know what would be sick?

If you sat in Santa's lap and you felt him get a boner.

Do you know what would be even worse?

If he stood up and you were still sitting in his lap.

Categories: Dirty Jokes, Men/Women, Something Funny, That Is Gross

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