A guy applied for a job at a post office and got an interview. During the interview, the man mentioned that his penis got blown off in the war. The boss didn't care so much about that and they needed a mailman badly so he gave him the job.
"Come in on Monday at 11:00. Everybody else comes in at 10:00, but I'll give you a break."
"Well, we don't have much to do in the morning, so we jack off for an hour or so."
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