A man walked in to his local butcher to find his regular butcher, John absent so he asks the manager, "Where's John?" The manager tells the man that John was fired because he was found sticking his d**k in the meat slicer" Then the man asked, "Where is the meat slicer now?" The butcher then replied, "I fired her too."
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