A married couple go to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit, "I was keeping it warm."
Disgusted, the wife says, "Please cancel my hotdog order."
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