Three guys walk into a motel and find out there is only one room with only one bed. Since it's the only motel in town, the guys decide to share the bed. They get to their room, squeeze in, and fall asleep.
The next morning, the guy on the left side of the bed wakes up and says, "I had the craziest dream about getting the best handjob of my life."
The guy on the right side says, "That's incredible - I had the same dream!"
Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "Wow, I had the weirdest dream!" The other two guys nod their heads in anticipation.
"I was cross-country skiing really, really fast..."
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