Dead Ant

Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a dead ant?

A: DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT.

Q: What did the elephant say when it saw a live ant?

A: It stepped on the ant and then said, "DEAD ANT, DEAD ANT."

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