-- Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
-- Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
-- Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done.
-- Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling.
-- Corn Poop: Self-explanatory.
-- Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.
-- Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell.
-- The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake
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