Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at 4:30 and waits. Finally, at almost 5:00, Paul shows up and Charley says, Where have you been? You're a 1/2 hour late. Paul replies, Sorry, I had to go to the dentist. My dick's been hurting bad. Charley says, If your dick's been hurting, why did you go to the dentist? Paul answers, Because I had a tooth stuck in it.
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