Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
What's more fun then a barrel of monkeys? A barrel of zombie babies.
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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