Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave.
''I think I'll move to California, there's only 50 Catholics there," said the first man.
"I think I'll move to Washington, there's only 25 Catholics there.''
"I think I'll move to Idaho, there's only 10 Catholics there.'' Then one of the nuns turned around.
"Go to Hell, there are NO Catholics there."
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