Top 10 Camps Not to Send Your Kid To

10. Tommy Lee's Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Starr's Catchacrookie
6. Louis Farakhan's Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's Getacoochie
2. Ellen Degeneres' Lickacoochie
1. Monica Lewinsky's Camp Suckapeepee