The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears a red shirt to fight off pirates.
The captain replies, "It keeps the men brave. If I get wounded, you won't see the blood, and you'll keep on fighting."
The next day, a fleet of pirate ships appear on the horizon. The first mate says, "Get me my brown pants!"
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