There was once three roughnecks named Crap, Manners and F**k You. They were cruising the highway when all of a sudden, Crap fell out of the back of the truck. Manners went to pick him up. F**k You started speeding down the road when he was pulled to the side of the road by a cop. The cop asked him what his name was so he said F**k You. Then the cop asked, Where's your manners?. So he answered, Down the road, pickin' up Crap.
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