I called AAA, and it's, like, a hundred bucks a year. I said, 'Forget that.' I just joined AA -- that way if my car breaks down, I just call up a friend. 'Aw man, my car broke down. I think I'm going to have a drink.' 'No, don't. I'll come and get you.'
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