A man and his girlfriend go out to a bar for the evening. When they arrive, the man realizes he has to pee, so he goes into the bathroom and does his business. When he comes back, he sees a man conversing with his date.
His date looks intimidated,so he weaves his way through the tables to her, but by the time he gets there, the man is walking away. He looks at his girlfriend and asks, "What did that guy want?"
She looks at him and says, "He said he was going to fill up my p***y with ice cream and eat it all up!"
The man grows pale and grabs her arm and says, "Come on, let's get out of here."
She looks surprised and asks, "Aren't you going to defend me?"
And he says, "Sweetie, anyone who can eat that much ice cream must be a god!"
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