A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."
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