A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman.
The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, "Yes, intelligence is important."
Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, "Certainly a woman with money would be nice."
Then, the mute friend opens his hands wide in front of him, cups his fingers and makes a bouncing motion. His friend looks at him strangely.
"What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"
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