A woman from another country wants to come to the United States. So she goes to the visa department to get a visa. When she gets the form, she fills out her name.
Her first name is ''Wanna'' and her last name, ''Fuckme.''
The visa guy reads over the application and says, ''I'm sorry I can't accept this name. It's inappropriate and you're going to have to change it.''
So, the woman leaves, and is gone for a month and when she returns, she fills out the same form again.
She writes her first name, ''Wanna,'' and her last name ''Fuckme-Please.'''
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