A businessman is seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman on a plane. After they exchange brief hellos, he notices she is reading a manual of sexual statistics. He asks her about it, and she replies, "This is a very interesting book. It says that Native Americans have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski -- nice to meet you."
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