One time I was in a really small town and they didn't have hotels, so they put me up at a bed and breakfast -- which is the exact same thing as a hotel except in someone's house, like a family already lives there. I felt like an orphan that had a new family. I wanted to rebel immediately. 'What time do you want breakfast tomorrow?' 'I know how to live my life!'
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