The most important element in a relationship is communication, and women are much better at verbalizing their needs and their emotions than men 'cause they've been practicing for millions of years. Since the dawn of time, women have been getting together with their friends and discussing men, striving to reach an understanding... While men on the other hand, for millions of years, we've been getting together with our friends, looking at women and saying, 'Hey, nice butt!' So, we're really retarded in comparison.
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