A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession.
"Today Father Goodwin told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then opened my gates with his key."
"That bastard!" says Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."
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