An accountant goes to jail for embezzlement, and they put him in a cell with a huge dude.
The cellmate says, "I wanna have some sex. Are you gonna be the husband or the wife?"
The little guy says, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband."
The big guy says, "OK. Now get over here and suck your wife's d**k."
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