-- The smell of beer on your breath drives me wild.
-- I'm bored. Let's shave the pussy.
-- I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
-- Let's get a good porno movie, a case of beer, and make an afternoon of it.
-- God, if I don't blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
-- I only signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head.
-- Let's subscribe to Hustler.
-- Let's take pictures so your friends will believe you.
-- Honey, our neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
-- Awesome fart! Do another one!
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