Guy moves in with the woman: you just mess up her place and piss her off for six months. And she walks around going, 'How can one person leave every pair of dirty underwear all over the floor?' Because women don't know what the floor is for. Women think the floor is a way to get from this room to that room. Men realize the floor is actually a low, flat shelf.
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