Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are in divorce court."Mickey," the judge says, "I'm sorry. I can't grant you a divorce on the grounds of insanity. Minnie seems quite sane to me.""I didn't say she was insane," exclaims Mickey. "I said she was f**king Goofy."
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