While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. "What's this for?" she asks her husband.
"If you put a quarter in," he says, reaching into his pocket, "the bed starts vibrating."
"Save your money," she says. "When you're a quarter in, I start vibrating."
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