I grabbed a pair of pantyhose the other day -- ladies, you can relate -- something happened, and I had no crotch expansion all day. The women are giggling. Look at the men. It's a sea of faces looking at me, like 'Crotch: sounds good. Expansion: I'm interested. I don't know what she's talking about, but I'm alert.'
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