I go into this store; the woman's like, 'Hi, I'm Suzie. Welcome to Shoe Casa, where your shoe problems are my shoe problems. What's your size?' And I was like, 'I have a size 10 wide.' She was like, 'Holy crap! Code blue, code blue! Sasquatch, aisle four!'
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