A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis.
The guy says, "Man, if I had a d**k that big, I would be sucking it all day."
The hunchback replies, "How do you think I got to be a hunchback?"
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