It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association.
''I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,'' she tells the children.
So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ''What flavor is that?''
The whole class answers, ''Mmmm, that's cherry.''
''Very good,'' the teacher replies.
So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ''Mmm, that's grape.''
''Very good,'' she says again.
Then she gives them all a honey flavor. The whole class sits perplexed by the strange taste, so the teacher says, ''OK, I'll give you a hint, it's something your parents might call each other.''
Billy spits his out on the floor and yells, ''Spit 'em out everyone, they're ASSHOLES!''
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