You know why rich kids dress like gangster rappers? 'Cause they want an air of criminality about themselves.... Kid, you want to dress like a real criminal, dress like your dad. Dudes in suits have done far worse crimes than a gangster rapper could ever dream of. I guarantee you, a load of gangster rappers have never teamed up and stolen the mineral rights in a developing country. That's never happened -- the album would be too long.
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