A little girl came home from school and told her mother that she just found out where babies come from. Her mother said, "Oh really? What were you told?"
The little girl said, "First, Daddy's penis gets hard, and then, he puts it in Mommy's mouth... ."
Her mother interrupted her and said, "Oh no, honey, that's where jewelry comes from."
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