A lady walks into the local record store.
"Do you have Jingle Bells on the old 12 inch?" she asks.
"No, but I've got dangling balls and a 7-inch," says the smartass behind the counter. The lady thinks for a second.
"Is that a record?"
"I think so. I'm only 14."
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