Blossom and Porky

An old lady notices a little girl frolicking in the park with her dog. She asks, "What's your name, little girl?"

"Blossom," answers the girl.

"Oh, that's a beautiful name. How did you get it?"

"Well, my mommy was pregnant and a blossom fell out of a tree and landed right on her tummy, so she named me Blossom."

"Oh, that's so nice. What's your dog's name?"

"Porky."

"Why Porky?"

"Because he f**ks pigs."