-- I married Miss Right -- I just didn't know her first name was "Always!"
-- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
-- I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months -- I don't want to interrupt her!
-- Some mornings I wake up grouchy, and on others I just let him sleep!
Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy is now available at the Comedy Central Shop.