I realize, you know, you're on your knees praying and everything, but you got a beautiful ass, you know that? No, no, no, I don't mean that -- I mean that religiously, you know? I'm not trying to offend you. You've got an ass like an altar, you know what I'm saying? You could sit candles on that fella, you know what I'm saying? And I've come to present some offerings. Hey, why am I blind?!
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